Have You Ever Noticed?
Posted by Sandy Wong on 23 Jun 2003
Hi, VP-M here. I’m supposed to be in retirement, I know, but even so, I still happily curl up on the sofa with a cold beverage every Tuesday and Friday, watching the goings on in PCW. While on the phone to Jim, the sound guy in PCW, he said that the column scene had suddenly sprung back to life then asked me my views. Well, Jim, rather than keep them to myself, I had a word with the other VPs and they said my observations would be welcomed. Well rather than go off on a big tale about something, or do a great big analysis, I’ll just ease in with a few little comments.
First off, has PCW ever had a collection of women like the ones at the moment? While I’m not saying anything negative about them, our current crop of femme fatales seem to be more concerned on wrestling than looking good. Have the men in the back finally dropped their Playboy magazines and replaced them with wrestling manuals? Is the era of Eye Candy over? While the women sure are attractive, the more down-to-earth look given off by Brianna Washington and Tessa Windsor-Green seems to be a far cry from Brandi, Cyclonica and Talena. The only thing I think this will affect is the lack of a PCW Calendar, but with the action in the ring taking place, this man gives not a care.
Speaking of in-ring action, one man who has amazed me since arriving here is SOCIETY. You can’t understand how large this man is until you actually shake his hand, although I’ve been advised to never touch him again by Michael Chang. While PCW has had it’s share of large men in the shape of Ivan Stanislav, Meanstreak, Akiyama and when he gets his vamp on, Nerezza, there’s something infinitely more eerie about SOCIETY. It’s putting me off watching The Hulk.
On the subject of Nerezza, where has fang-face gone? Since the splitting of Pranks With Attitude, Nerezza has practically dropped off the face of the earth, despite both VPs telling me he’s still employed and on the roster. Maybe Gaz Green knows the answer.
Continuing the linking of names, one has to wonder what life is like between the married couple, Gaz Green and his wife, Tessa Windsor-Green. So far, Tessa has been adamant about keeping her maiden name. But with the recent news leak about Tessa and Gaz being booked into a honeymoon suite, will the couple finally realize their bond, or will they be sorting out who owns half of what in a few months’ time? Let’s hope they don’t decide to split everything, or Gaz will be missing the right side of his Shelby Cobra.
A note to the fans, please stop asking us for the secret identity, address and in particular, the phone number of Miss Moonlight.
How much money did Silvio Rochelli pay to get someone to teach him a move as painful as his finisher? It’s got my vote as one of the nastiest moves in PCW’s history.
Is it just me, or does Sivasian Krikorian remind you too of Yoda?
Apparently, Menolly Xenos has been contracted as a fashion model since leaving PCW. I’m beginning to think I was right about the whole Eye Candy thing…
Is the toy industry ever going to approach Brianna Washington for the next big craze?
What IS the thing that Gaz Green has for electricity? Is it the secret behind his hairstyle as well as his sneaky success?
Well, that’s about all I’ll divulge for now. Keep watching PCW, people. From me, VP-M, goodbye until next time.
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