The Status of Clyde?

Posted by Sandy Wong on 20 Jun 2003

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PCW, annoyed at the fact Clyde has been taking up a roster space since spiraling into a roaring inferno with Darkstar and incinerating himself some months ago, sent its own long forgotten Pimply Faced Intern Kid to interview his eight year old psychotic lover Bethany. The charming girl had this to say:

"How the hell did you find me here? This company is still alive? Jesus, why don't you all die like Clyde finally had the sense to do? He's never returning, for the simple reason he's fucking dead, you idiot. See, I have his ashes right here, I dance in them nightly. Now away with you!"

Bethany then proceeded to chase the PFIK around the block 20 times with a very large butcher knife while shrieking at the top of her lungs. The status of Clyde is still in doubt, but it must be assumed that unless his now danced upon ashes are planning a comeback, he won't be returning to a PCW ring anytime soon.....

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